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Santa Banta Sms Biography

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Santa call to F.M Radio:- I have find out  wallet with Rs.20,000 of Mr.Rizwan

RJ:- Sir U want to return it ? ?

Santa::- Nahi re...I want to dedicate a sad song for him..

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? ?

Conductor: Yes! Only If They r Above eight.

Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only six Children..!!

Jeo Santa Jeo

Saanta Caar ki Batteri change karwaane gaya.

Mechanic: Saahab, "Exide" ki Daaal dUn?

Santa: Nahin yaar,

Dono side ki daaal de warna phir Problem ho gi.

Santa was getting bite off  by mosquitoes the whole nit,

He got irritated… Drank poison said, “ab kaaato saaalon, sub maro ge!” 

Chain SMS by Santa:

Is message ko itna forward karo ke meri girl friend tak pohach jaaye

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"Prito tu ne sim change kar kay accha nahi kiya."

Santa kay lips jale huye thay,

Banta: Kese jale

Santa: Wife ko railway astation drop krne gaya tha.

Baanta: To?

Santa: Khushi kay maare.

Train kay engine ko choom liya :*

Banta: Yaaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, wese hua kiya tha?

Sant: Goli lagi thi maathe mein.

Banta: Allah ka shukar ker kay Aaankh bach gayi.

Santa court main judge say:

Aaaj tak meri itni insult nahi hoi,

meri nai padson nay mujhe nahaate huye dekh lia he!

Judge: to tum kiya chaahte ho?

Santa: Badla.

Why do we close our eyes when we pray; when we cry; when we kiss; or when we dream? Because the most beautiful things in life are not seen but felt only by heart!

You aren't cute;
You aren't beautiful;
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You are both... you're cutieful!

Best words by a true friend:
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Friends don't utter words, they communicate with gestures that only close friends understand!

Lips are like friends.
If we say WORK, STUDY, READ, WRITE, they never meet;
But if we say PARTY, PICNIC, BUNK, PLAY, they meet immediately.
Just try it!

Wish you a very joyous day filled with love, peace, prosperity, happiness, and laughter.
A very happy birthday!

The best birthday is when you fell younger than ever before.

May your heart grow younger and love for life multiplies like never before!
Happy Birthday!

he most elastic element of the world is TIME.
It maximizes the minutes when we are missing someone special;
And minimises the hours when we are with someone special.
Missing you!

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