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Ek ghareeb larka udaas ja raha tha achanak uski nazar raste pe pare ek chiragh pe pari
us ne khushi se chiragh utha lia
thora agay ja kr usne chiragh ragra tu chiragh ek zor dar dhamake se phat gya
7 afrad halak
23 zakhmi…
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Aladeen wala dor muk gya A janab G.
Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho ?
Girl : Mere Marks Bht Kam Aye Han icon sad Boy and Girls Funny Exam SMS Jokes
Boy : Kitne Aye Han ?
Girl: Sirf 90%
Boy: BiBi Khuda ka Khauf Kro
Ennye Numbran Vich Te 3 Munddaye
Pass ho Jande Ne icon biggrin Boy and Girls Funny Exam SMS Jokes icon razz Boy and Girls Funny Exam SMS Jokes
Roses R Red Violets R Blue
Monkeys Like you Shud Be kept In the Zoo
Dont feel Angry U Will Find Me There Too
Not In a cage But Laughing At you
If I ever go for a brain transplant IĆ¢€™d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!
Yeh Awaaz Pehchano:
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Maine Awaaz Pehchanne Ko Kaha Tha, Nikalne Ke Liye Nahi!
Before marriage, men talk about India, Pakistan, US, Israel, Phones, Cricket, Golf, Football, Sunny Leone...
After marriage, men listen to their wives talk about their 'maids'!
Uday Chopra qualifies to act (?) in all in all 'Dhoom' movies because he's from
.
..
...
....
the "Management Quota"!
Indian roads are specially designed so that a pregnant lady can have a "free delivery". Thus, we keep our promise as per our election manifesto.
Sincerely,
Government
First Tarun Tejpal followed them on Twitter. Now he has got new friend requests on Facebook from them.
They are Asaram Bapu, Narayan Sai and ND Tiwari!
Person 1: Finally, he stopped smoking.
Person 2: Oh really? How?
Person 1: He died!
First Tarun Tejpal followed them on Twitter. Now he has got new friend requests on Facebook from them.
us ne khushi se chiragh utha lia
thora agay ja kr usne chiragh ragra tu chiragh ek zor dar dhamake se phat gya
7 afrad halak
23 zakhmi…
.
.
.
.
.
Aladeen wala dor muk gya A janab G.
Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho ?
Girl : Mere Marks Bht Kam Aye Han icon sad Boy and Girls Funny Exam SMS Jokes
Boy : Kitne Aye Han ?
Girl: Sirf 90%
Boy: BiBi Khuda ka Khauf Kro
Ennye Numbran Vich Te 3 Munddaye
Pass ho Jande Ne icon biggrin Boy and Girls Funny Exam SMS Jokes icon razz Boy and Girls Funny Exam SMS Jokes
Roses R Red Violets R Blue
Monkeys Like you Shud Be kept In the Zoo
Dont feel Angry U Will Find Me There Too
Not In a cage But Laughing At you
If I ever go for a brain transplant IĆ¢€™d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!
Yeh Awaaz Pehchano:
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Maine Awaaz Pehchanne Ko Kaha Tha, Nikalne Ke Liye Nahi!
Before marriage, men talk about India, Pakistan, US, Israel, Phones, Cricket, Golf, Football, Sunny Leone...
After marriage, men listen to their wives talk about their 'maids'!
Uday Chopra qualifies to act (?) in all in all 'Dhoom' movies because he's from
.
..
...
....
the "Management Quota"!
Indian roads are specially designed so that a pregnant lady can have a "free delivery". Thus, we keep our promise as per our election manifesto.
Sincerely,
Government
First Tarun Tejpal followed them on Twitter. Now he has got new friend requests on Facebook from them.
They are Asaram Bapu, Narayan Sai and ND Tiwari!
Person 1: Finally, he stopped smoking.
Person 2: Oh really? How?
Person 1: He died!
First Tarun Tejpal followed them on Twitter. Now he has got new friend requests on Facebook from them.
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