New Sms Wallpaper Biography
Source (Google.com.pk)
Hi..
What happened..
My dear friends
Why no sms..
No balance..
Ok..!
I will send u
a recharge coupen:
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scrach with blade
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hai
Santa khudkushi par speech de raha tha
khudkushi paap hai
zulm hai gunah hai
buzdili hai pagalpan hai
khudkushi krne se behtar hai,
insan khud ko goli maarle!
Santa dials a number a girl
receives tha call.
Santa: who r u...?
Girl: seeta here.
Santa: sorry madam..
Maine to chandigrh phone kiya
tha galte se ayodhya lag gya!
Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Girl : How can U be so sure?
Santa: I have done diploma in interior designing
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate
hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
Student's Life is Like English Movies
School = Jurassic Park..
Principal = King Kong..
Vice Principle = Hulk..
Teachers = Aliens..
Class Guys = Planet of Apes..
Class Gals = Charlies Angels..
Syllubus = Deep Blue Sea
Exam = Mission Impossible
Invigilator = Terminator..
Result = 2012 ..(end of the world)
In faslo ki fikar me q kru bhala
bohat dur reh k b mere paas he koi
is soch me duba he bohat der se mera dil
kya uske dil me b aisa ehsaas he koi
Upar se gussa dil se ijhar karte ho,
mere sms, call ka intezaar karte ho,
Lakh chupaao lekin sab pata h,
Tum bhi muje pyar krte ho..............love proposal sms in hindi
Badal ki tarah awara hain hum
aap bhula na sakoge wo nazara h hum
jo toot k fana ho jaye apki ek khwaish k liye
aasma ka wo sitara hai hum..
Waqt ke mod pe aisa waqt aya.
Zakhm dil ka zuban pr aya.
Na rote the hum
kanton ki chubhan se bhi.
Aaj na jane q phulo ki,
khusbu se bhi rona aya..
1 Shayar shop me jakar bola -
"Gilaaf-e-auzar-e-maza-e-mohabbat, Bandish-e-nasal do"
Shopkeeper kya..?
Shayar ki wife : C*nd*m Dijiye.. very funny sms
Abundant Wealth;
Pounds of Cakes;
Variety of Presents;
Hundreds of Friends;
And lots of Happiness.
That's my sincere wish for you on your birthday!
Happy birthday, dear friend!
Girls not remain without boys.. How??
Fe(male)-male
Wo(man)-man
S(he)-he
So dont try to be alone => sweety, candy
Urgent girlfriend needed..
Qualification- must b the only daughter of a petrol pump owner.
Those who like me, raise their hands. Those who dont....
Raise their standards..
A family comes out of an electronic shop
Son holds "ipad"
Daugher holds "ipod"
mother holds "iphone"
Father is holding a banner that says |_I paid_|
PM ji bole BJP 'sasti rajneeti' kar rahe hai . BJP - Congress ka mehangai par ekaadhikar ho gaya to hum kaya kare!...............latest political jokes
A boy's facabook status: I m online during class. Ha ha ha...
Comment from teacher: get out of the class now....
Comment liked by principal..
100 metre ki race ho rahi thi
.
.
Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'
.
Everybody started running except Santa.
.
.
Referee : Why are u not running...?
.
.
Santa : My number is 4!
DEAR singles :
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.
.
.
February aane me Zyada tym nhi
hai
Mehnat karo dil laga k...!!
warna is bar bhi 14 feb..2014
Facebook pe Like or Comment kar k guzaarni Padegi
Sardar ne shok me roja rakh lia
he asked 2 his son:dekh,suraj dooba
son:nai g
again asked: dooba kia
son:nai g
Sardar:lagda hay menu lay k he dubay ga ki
gas cylinder ke liye lambi line dekhkar santa guse me bola, very funny sms
Me avi gas agency ke malik ko jute mar kar ata hu
kuch der ke bad wo wapis line me aakar lag gaya
Banta ne pochha - maar aye jute ?
Santa nahi yaar waha es se vi labi line lage hai
Everyone wants happiness,
no one needs pain..
But,
its not possible to get a
rainbow without a little rain!
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