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Santa tana intiki paina sagam paint chesi kinda la raasadu

"Same as above" What an idea sir ji..!

Nee ishtamaina oka Fruit Choose chesuko.

Apple

Lemon

0range

Mango

Banana

Chery

.

.

Or rply cheyyodi, konukkoni tinu.

Fruits r good 4 health...!

Okavela boys vomiting cheskunte parents ekkada thini vachado ee yedava antaru, ade ammayilu vomiting chesukunte yevade aa yedava antaru. moral of the story: iddarlo yevaru vomiting cheskunna boys yedavale!

oka ammayi class lo paadutondi

“O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…”

  appudu oka abbayi vachi touch chesi ila annadu neeku dammunte inka paadu.

 Boy:"hey,

i love u,

naaku gf ga untava. ??

.

.

.

Grl:"hmmmm!

nee number ivvu,

ippudunna bf to break up avutey miss call istale!

Bus Accident

Man Crying: na cheyyi tegindi 

chala noppiga undi

Santa: orey noru moosuko

atu chudu aadi tala tegipoyindi,

ayina gammuna unnadu..!!

ee madya nee sms lu raavadam aagipoyayenti..! naa meedha aligava..leka nee bal ayipoyindha.! ha..ha..ha..ha..gud nt

sms..sms...sms...sms..sms..sms..sms..santoshamena inkeppudu malli nannadagodhu sms pampaledhani..gud nt

oka ammayundedi..friends ante padi chachedi..rayala vadha ani alochinchedi..eppudoo edho cheppalanukunedi..kani mobile bill ante bayapadi chachedhi..

mee intiki vastanu, vastuune vuntanu, ganta gantaki vastanu, ratri-pagalu vastanu, vachi mee inti bell kotti paripotanu..

nenu evarikaite sms pamputano, nenante padi chastaru, evarikaite naa sms pampano..valla cell ni godakesi kotti maree edustaru..nuvvu chala lucky endukante nee cell pagalledhu kabatti

No calls, No missed calls, No sms's... I'm worried..emaindi zoo vallu gani malli pattukellara..?

Life ante ila vundali..Mon : sneham, Tue : prema, wed : pelli, thu : pelli ooregimpu, Fri : fighting, Sat : divorce, Sun : rest, Mon : naaku opika ledu kanu nuvve repeat chesuko..

Evolution of man : Pelliki mundu-hero no 1, Pelli taruvta - coolie no 1...

oka sari teacher "elecricity" lesson chepthu studenti ni aduguthundhi "aa leson chepthunnanu?" ani.

student: "electrikity" antadu.

appudu teacher aa pilladi parents ni pillichi father tho antundhi "mi abbai electrikity antunnadu emmana problemaa? ani appudu 

father: ma abbai "capakity" anthe andi.

teacher student mother ni aduguthundhi enti ante ila matladuthunnaru ante mother antundhi

mother:ippudu dhani antha "publikity" cheyala....

T.cher- bittu! Come on. Bord meedha yaabhai ayidhu number raayi.

bittu:- yela raayaali?

T.cher- voka 5 pakkana maroka 5 raayaali.

(bittu only voka 5 raasi aagipoyii) 

t.cher- what? raiee 

bittu- yi 5 ki yetu pakkana maroka 5 veyala ani aalochisthunnanu teacher

Adavi lo voka yeluka pelleedu ki vachindhi. Aa yeluka ki pelli sambandhaalu choosthunnaru.

Voka roju yeluka nu choodataaniki yenugu vachindhi. Yeluka ki yenugu nachaledhata!

Why? Ante 

"abbaayiki pallu bayataki kanipisthunnaayi" ani cheppindhi!!!!

Indira,

adhirindhi.

New jokes and very hilarious

I liked the elephant pellichupulu joke .

Teacher: etraa kalyan geetha ni muddu adigavanta ollu ela undhi. 

Kalyan: meere kada sir emayina kaavalantee geeta adagandi ani chepparu 

→  Ramu : aa doctor nakili doctor ani yetlaa kanipettavu? 

somu : kuttinchu kovadaaniki tailor dhukaanaaniki vellamannaaduraa 

→  ramu : ye cake tinalemo thelusaa? 

somu : theliyadum ledhuraa 

ramu: Detergent Cake 

→  Wife: Vinandi... Manam e varam motam Cinema chudam, aa taruvata varam shopping chedaam 

Husband: Aa taruvata varam manam temple veldam 

Wife: eduku? 

Husband: Bicham adukovadaniki. 

→  principal: write ur father name in english. 

student: temple steps water king. 

principal: are u joking 

student: no sir, i am serious. my father name is GUDI METLA GANGA RAJU. 

→  Dad: pakkanti ammaini chudara, 1st class lo pass ayindi...... 

son:Ala chudatum valle,nenu fail ayindi. 

→  Father: entra mummy mounga kurchindi..? 

Son: em ladu pappa mummy lipstic adigite fevistic ichanu anthe.... 

→  Teacher: elephant peddana? cheema peddana? 

Student: Teacher meru date of birth chepithe evaru peddano chepochu!!!! 

→  ram hotel ku veltdau 

ram:barer oka coffee tesukara. 

baraer:50/-sir 

ram:ne bonda eduru shop lo 50ps antadu 

barer:adi ne bonda adi xerox center adi xerox copy....hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa 

→  dad:entira me mummy monanga kurchundi 

son:mummy naku Lip stick adigindi nenu Fevi Stick ichanu.. 

→  ne kallu nemali kallu 

ne mukku chilaka mukku 

ne nadaka hamsa nadaka 

ne palukulu kokila ganam 

yameto okkati manisi polika ledhu. zoo ki try cheya 

→  teacher:students in the final xms everybody should get 75% marks... 

student:we r trying 4 100% sir! 

teacher:r u joling? 

student:nee yabba! joke evadra mundu start chesindi? 

→  oka abbai valla nannatho antunnadu nanna nenu 10th pass aiethe naku yemisthav? 

Nanna : Cycle Konisthanu. doctorni chestanu 

Koduku : Mari Fail aiethe? 

Nanna : Boledu Cycle tetchi estanu 

Koduku : ??? 

Nanna : Cycle Mechanicni chestanu 

→  teacher : Bhumipai oldest animal yedi? 

student : Zeebra 

teacher : yela? 

Student : enka adi Black & White lone vundi 

→  Teacher: Oray naga, shabda kaalushyam nivarinchalantey emcheyyali raa? 

Naga(Student): Chevulu moosukovali saar. 

→ Basha-1 subjt chadivithe anni subjts chadivi nattu Narasimha-athiga chadive aadadi athi ga copy kotte magadu pass ainatu charitra lo ledu. Baba-chadivindi gorantha chadavalsindi kondantha. shivaji-naanna pandule ipudu chaduvuthai simham xam roju chaduvutundi. Arunachalam-aa lecturer bhodhisthadu e arunachalam vini vadilesthadu. Sridhar-nuv chadavanidi exam lo rakunda podu chadivindi ennatiki gurturadu...

→ wife: abba endukandi na medadu thintaru 

husband: cha urko e vvaryna chuste nijame anukuntaru, leni medadunu ela thintanu 

→ A DEPRESSED ENGG STUDENT WENT 2 RAILWAY TRACK 4 SUCIDE. TRAIN IS COMING CLOSR & CLOSER BUT HE STUDENLY CAME OUT OF TRACK & SAID AMMO!! 

REPU ASSIGNMENT 

SUBMIT CHEYALI. 

→ Mahamanthri: maharaja yuddaniki siddam avamani pakka deshapu raju sms pampadu. reply emani pampamanduru prabu..? 

Maharaju: sms sending feild ani thippi pampu..! 

→ College stating day 

boy:ni peru enti .? 

girl: nannu andaru "akka" ani pilustharu. 

Boy: wow what a co incedent. Nannu andaru "bava" ani pilustharu

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