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बंता को आत्मघाती हमलावर दस्ते में नियुक्त किया गया उसे एक मिशन दिया गया कि शत्रुओं के खेमें में जाकर अपने आप को मार दे। 

उसके उच्च अधिकारी ने उसे बहुत से हथियार दे दिए और कुछ बम उसके शरीर से बांध दिए और एक मोबाइल दिया जिससे उनकी बातचीत होती रहे। वह जैसे ही शत्रुओं के खेमें में पहुंचा उसने अपने बॉस को फ़ोन किया। 

सर यहं पर दो शत्रु सैनिक है क्या मैं अब खुद को मार दूँ। 

उच्च अधिकारी: नही केवल दो सैनिकों के लिए नही रुको जब तक काफी सैनिक न इकट्ठे हो जाये। 

बंता: अब जहाँ में खड़ा हूँ वहां लगभग 25-30 सैनिक खड़े है क्या अब मार दूँ? उच्च अधिकारी: नही थोड़े और बढ़ने दो। 

बंता: अब मेरे चारों ओर कोई 100 सैनिक है क्या में अब खुद को मार दूँ। 

उच्च अधिकारी: हाँ बिल्कुल... आगे बढ़ो... बहादुरी से लड़ो.. देश के लिए जान दे दो... बंता ने चाकू निकाला और अपनी छाती पर मार दिया।

Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya
Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh
Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu
Santa-Rukiye Maharaj
Me Glas Leke Ata hu

Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare…
Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid…
Santa: No Wonder He Hasn’t Replied As Well…

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhaad Ke Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Puchha: Oye Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?
SANTA:Chabi kho gyi h Taala Khulwanay ja rha hun..........

Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare…
Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid…
Santa: No Wonder He Hasn’t Replied As Well…

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhaad Ke Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Puchha: Oye Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?
SANTA:Chabi kho gyi h Taala Khulwanay ja rha hun..........

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?
Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.
Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only 6 Children..!!

Salesman-Which Soap U Use?
Santa-BABA’S Soap,BABA’S Paste,BABA’S Brush.
Salesman-Is BABA’S
An INTERNATIONAL Company?
SAnta: Baba Is My Room Mate

History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas’s brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He’s D Only 1 Who Earns..!

Judge: Y U’ve stolen money 4m dis man?
Sardar: My lord I’ve nt stolen money. He jst gave it 2 me
Judge: Whn He gave U money ?
Sardar: Whn I showd him gun

Santa’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously…
Finally, santa consoles him: Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again.

Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Motti Wife

Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it!

U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

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