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Girl : Mehnga Perfume

Laga K Lift Me Ayi,

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Or

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Santa Ko Akad K Boli

Cobra Perfume, Rs.6000..:)

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2nd Girl Ayi : Jasmeen

Perfume”rs.7000 .. :)

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Achanak Lift Ruk Gayi Or

Khuch Smell Aayi

Dono Ladkiyon Ne Apna Naak Pakda

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Or

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Santa

Ko Dekhne Lagi… :

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Santa With Smile:-

“Muli”14 Rupey Kilo…..

Santa Madhosh

Ladkia Behosh.

Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun latak raha he

SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya

Santa India Gate Pe Chilla Raha

Tha: " Prime Minister Nikamma Hai'

'Prime Minister Nikamma Hai'..

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Police Ne Use Peetna Shuru Kar

Diya Aur Bola Chal Thane Pm Ki

Insult Karta Hai..

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Santa:"mein To England Ke Pm Ko

Bol Raha Tha..

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Police Ne 2 Thappad Lagaye Aur

Bola: " Bewkoof Banata Hai, Kya

Hame Nahi Pata Kaun Sa PM Nikamma Hai..

Santa: I Got Married Because

I Was Tired Of Cooking,

Cleaning Home And Washing Clothes.

Banta: Amazing,

I Got Divorce For The Same Reason.

Judge: Why Were You Arrested?

Santa : For Shopping Early.

Judge: Well, That's Not A Crime.

Anyway, How Early Were You Shopping?

Amit: Before The Shop Opened.

Drop the Baby

Why did you drop the baby?

Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did. [Print this Joke]

Tags: Baby Funny Jokes, Bonny Bouncing Baby, Indian Baby

Santa & Lion

How can a Santa kill a Lion?

Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me." [Print this Joke]

Tags: Santa Banta Jokes, Santa Banta And Lion Jokes, Indian Jokes, Indian Santa Banta Jokes

HAVA

Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,

birdy gaana ga rahe hain,

Cow log grass eat rahe hain,

shaane log SMS kar rahe hain,

aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain... [Print this Joke]

Tags: Windy Sms Jokes, Hindi Wind Related Sms Jokes For Teens

GREAT

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,

RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,

PEPSI ka cr8 ho,

ANDE ka oml8 ho,

SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,

JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,

KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…! [Print this Joke]

Tags: Hindi Sms, Sms Jokes, Funny Sms In Hindi

MANDIR

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,

Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,

Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun,

isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon... [Print this Joke]

Tags: Mandir Related Sms Jokes, Come To Mandir, Hindi Mandir Sms Jokes For Teens

A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?

B'coz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever you go out network follows. [Print this Joke]

Tags: Hutch Related Sms Jokes, Funny Sms Jokes, Hutch Dealer Jokes, Network Follows

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Santa Banta Sms Jokes Facebook Love In English Hinid For Mobile Free Download Android In Urdu Hd Download 

Santa Banta Sms Jokes Facebook Love In English Hinid For Mobile Free Download Android In Urdu Hd Download 

Santa Banta Sms Jokes Facebook Love In English Hinid For Mobile Free Download Android In Urdu Hd Download 

Santa Banta Sms Jokes Facebook Love In English Hinid For Mobile Free Download Android In Urdu Hd Download 

Santa Banta Sms Jokes Facebook Love In English Hinid For Mobile Free Download Android In Urdu Hd Download 

Santa Banta Sms Jokes Facebook Love In English Hinid For Mobile Free Download Android In Urdu Hd Download 

Santa Banta Sms Jokes Facebook Love In English Hinid For Mobile Free Download Android In Urdu Hd Download 

Santa Banta Sms Jokes Facebook Love In English Hinid For Mobile Free Download Android In Urdu Hd Download 

Santa Banta Sms Jokes Facebook Love In English Hinid For Mobile Free Download Android In Urdu Hd Download 

Santa Banta Sms Jokes Facebook Love In English Hinid For Mobile Free Download Android In Urdu Hd Download 

Santa Banta Sms Jokes Facebook Love In English Hinid For Mobile Free Download Android In Urdu Hd Download 

Santa Banta Sms Jokes Facebook Love In English Hinid For Mobile Free Download Android In Urdu Hd Download 

Santa Banta Sms Jokes Facebook Love In English Hinid For Mobile Free Download Android In Urdu Hd Download

 

Santa Banta Sms Jokes Facebook Love In English Hinid For Mobile Free Download Android In Urdu Hd Download

Santa Banta Sms Jokes Facebook Love In English Hinid For Mobile Free Download Android In Urdu Hd Download