Way2Sms Hindi Biography
Source (Google.com.pk)Dil ko Dil samjo to ishq kro.
Dard ko Dard samjo to Mohbat kro.
Wade ko Wada samjo to pura kro.
humko apna samjo to1SMS kRO
Zid apni naa chori par
pyar bhara dil tod diya
kuch paiso ke khatir zaalim
tune sms karna chod diya
Dil ko Dil samjo to ishq kro.
Dard ko Dard samjo to Mohbat kro.
Wade ko Wada samjo to pura kro.
humko apna samjo to1SMS kRO
Zid apni naa chori par
pyar bhara dil tod diya
kuch paiso ke khatir zaalim
tune sms karna chod diya
Dimag Jiska.
..ICE.
Jivan Uska.
..NICE.
Dil Jiska.
.PURE.
Safalta Mile.
.SURE.
Nazar Jiski.
.CLEAR,.
Wo Sabka.
.DEAR
Jaise ki u
Americans invented Cellphone
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Japanese invented SIM Card
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Indians invented Missed Call...!!.
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Proud 2 be Indian
Diya hai uparwale ne mobile,.
yaar itni to kadar kiya karo..
Beshak na karo koi call,.
Par har roz do-char sms to kiya karo
Dosti ke network ke liye jaruri.
he.
1yado ka miss call.
2pyar ka sms.
3Rishto ki ring ton.
4dil ka coverage.
5bharose ki life
kya karein ab kaha nai jata.
dard mera hai per saha nai jata.
aisi dosti ho gayi hai apse.
ab disturb kiye bina rha nai jata
Chah kar bhi juda n rah sakoge.
Rula kar bhi khafa n rah sakoge.
Dosti Hum dil se nibhayege.
Aap kabhi alvida n kah sakoge.
Dosti ki galiyon mai koi gam na hoo.
Ye dosti kabhi kam na hoo.
Aapko mile roz ek Girlfriend.
Jiski Umar 80 se kam na hoo
School k life,10+2 tak.
College k life,pado jab tak.
Love k life,shadi tak.
But humari dosti,31feb tak.
Jab aygi tab tod dna
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5baje phasi d jaygi.
Sardar:HA HA HA.
Police:Kyo has rahe ho?.
Sardar:Mai to uthta hi subah 9baje hu
Friend =.
F:FAITHFUL.
R:RELATION.
I:INVOLVED.
E:ENTIRELY.
N:NEVER.
D:DEMOLISH.
Hawaaon ke haath ik armaam bheja hai,
roshni ke zariye ik paigam bheja hai.
Fursat mile to kabool kar lena,
is nacheez ne subah ka salaam bhej
You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
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Finally Wife..!!!
A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem::
Kid:-
When I Type Computer Password, It Just Shows Star Star Star Star. What is That joke?
Help Desk:-
Dear Kid Those Stars Are To Protect You, So If A Person Is Around You, He Can’t Read Your Password.
Kid:-
Yeah Okay, But Stars Appear Even When There is No One Around Me..
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